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The Corbyn Defense

Used by member's of Britain's right wing Conservative Party as a last resort when they have no valid defense or comeback; especially during Prime Minister's Question Time.

Weak leader Rishi Sunak seems particularly fond of using it despite the argument being largely irrelevant now as Jeremy Corbyn no longer sits as a Labour party member.

Background:
The animosity towards Jeremy Corbyn stems from a successful smear campaign orchestrated by the Conservative party, especially during the 2019 election campaign where it was aided by the UK's overwhelmingly right wing media including the supposedly neutral BBC.
Example of The Corbyn Defense:

"Let's not forget that the opposition wanted Corbyn as Prime Minister"
by SerpyDerpy January 27, 2023
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SpongeBob Tower Defense

a tower defense game where u defend the tower, and it has story mode, summon, cool units and such more.
"i've heard that spongebob tower defense is a cool game, and so i've decided that tower heroes and spongebob td will be my favo(u)rite td games."
by officalh4mm3r April 18, 2025
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Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked
"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"
by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025
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Reddit Defense

A tactic where someone intentionally provokes, annoys, or emotionally baits another person—often through smug debate, passive-aggressive remarks, or “just asking questions”—until that person snaps. The instigator then plays the victim, using the outburst to discredit or shame the person they pushed too far.

Basically: you poke the bear until it bites you, then act shocked and sue the bear.
“He kept correcting her every sentence and questioning her tone. When she finally yelled, he said she was 'emotionally unstable.' Classic Reddit Defense.”

“She baited him into a rant and recorded just the angry part to make it look like he was unhinged. Straight-up Reddit Defense move.”
by grimguy66 June 5, 2025
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Defense

I was just thinking about Chael Sonnen's criticism of the Francis (I'm not going to try to spell Ngannu and I'm not going to google it) vs Tyson Fury decision (And I know this eas a while ago) and...
Hym "Whst his steroid addled mind fails to grasp is that BOXING judges score for defense in a way that UFC judges do not. So, a 10/8 isn't going to win a decision if literally every other punch misses and you get jabbed 40 times a round. Now, the converse is that if UFC judges scored for defense in the same way... Sean Strickland beats Dricus. If BOXING judges scored for damage Francis wins the decision."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2024
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