david

Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 26, 2010
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David

He is one of the most beautiful souls you will ever meet. He is super quirky, dorky, and funny. He loves dancing and has the cutest little smile! When he smiles, he smiles so big that he gets these adorable little wrinkles by his eyes. Ohhh man those eyes! He has brown eyes, but they aren't just plain old brown eyes. They are the most beautiful, twinkling, dark, and mysterious eyes ever! His laugh is super quirky, but so cute! He has long, golden brown hair that he parts in the middle. It puts 90's leo dicaprio to shame!His charm gets you the fastest! He loves to talk about his travels and goals in life. Super smart and super funny too! That boy can make you laugh!!!
Wow, he's such a David
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I hate David
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92% of choice for asian parents to name their kids david
hey asian kid wats ur name?Its david
by asianboi July 11, 2008
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emily: who's that? he is hotttttt!

ian: oh that is my friend david, but he is kind of a fuckboy.
emily: he's also my new boyfriend.
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David is the most funniest and most handsomest guy ever. He knows how to cheer you up when your down and knows the best way to help you get back on your feet. He is to good to be true. He will always make time for you friend/girlfriend this is what makes him the best boyfriend you can have. He can be a bit too straightforward but he makes up for it with his jokes.
Person: How are you doing David
David: I’m doing fine let’s catch up next and have a good laugh like the old days.
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He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga
Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."
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