crystal palace

thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......

crystal palace are crap

by almay May 2, 2005

Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory

Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!

by Mattrick December 9, 2008

Crystal

Where do I start, Crystal is so amazing that you could class her as a God 🙌🏻 If Crystal is friends with you, then you should feel special💫 Cause Crystal doesn’t like many people💁🏻 ♀️ Crystal is always right so don’t argue with her😑 Also never EVER tell Crystal that you’ll get her a Carmel slice and then say that your gonna give it to someone else, otherwise you’ll have another thing coming for you🤬

Crystal is always raged!

That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️

Wow Crystal is a God!

Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭

by I am the real Jesus October 21, 2018

crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.

"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"

by Raderade December 5, 2009

Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?

Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.

by milly don June 12, 2014

Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.

I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.

by AF84 October 25, 2018