crystal palace

thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......

crystal palace are crap

by almay May 2, 2005

Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory

Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!

by Mattrick December 9, 2008

Crystal

Where do I start, Crystal is so amazing that you could class her as a God 🙌🏻 If Crystal is friends with you, then you should feel special💫 Cause Crystal doesn’t like many people💁🏻 ♀️ Crystal is always right so don’t argue with her😑 Also never EVER tell Crystal that you’ll get her a Carmel slice and then say that your gonna give it to someone else, otherwise you’ll have another thing coming for you🤬

Crystal is always raged!

That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️

Wow Crystal is a God!

Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭

by I am the real Jesus October 21, 2018

crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018