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Tucker Cucking

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
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Double chucking

Damn, I was double chucking after that tacobell
by MommaBeefstick September 27, 2021
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.
I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.
by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022
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e-cucking

When you watch 2 more people have sex online.
Due to bob's lack of skills with women he resorted to e-cucking as a replacement.
by BeatMeatRepeat July 23, 2023
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Cheese cucking

When you cuck someone by taking a slice of pizza and the cheese from their slice comes off with yours.
Hey bro, you just stole all the cheese off my slice of pizza. Quit cheese cucking me!”
by Ronnoc Retep December 6, 2023
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Struggle Cucking

Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
by D Rod 612 March 15, 2025
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