crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

Craughing

The act of crying and laughing at the same time. Extremely confusing because other people don't know if they are supposed to laugh with you or comfort you.

I'm craughing.

Don't make me craugh at you!

by Thedeergirl August 5, 2017

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

craughing

The act of a trinidadian girl both crying and laughing at the same time so as to confuse your boyfriend , Usually found in bipolar females

Tiffani was craughing in the car one night as she was irritated with her boyfriend and wanted to cry but he made a joke so she did both

by lordcurry(zacharybharat) May 30, 2018

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019