A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
by Brick $quuud November 04, 2010
A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!
Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???
Dude: No! Why?
Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.
Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?
Lady: Yes I did!
Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it
Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.
Dude: So you're calling me crazy?
Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"
Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?
Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!
Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?
Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???
Dude: No! Why?
Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.
Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?
Lady: Yes I did!
Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it
Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.
Dude: So you're calling me crazy?
Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"
Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?
Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!
Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?
Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.
by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020
When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.
Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
by Ashwanda October 23, 2017
When you're creeping on someone's Facebook and accidentally request them as the friend, usually done on mobile devices.
Oh god, I was looking up Amy on Facebook and I sent her a creep request!
I've gotten two creep requests from this guys in the past three days, some people need to be more careful when they scroll.
I've gotten two creep requests from this guys in the past three days, some people need to be more careful when they scroll.
by ezra__factory April 25, 2015
Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.
That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.
I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies
I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies
by Notintoracism June 15, 2016
When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping
Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!
by penintheback December 11, 2010