coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls

dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy

by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024

creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.

Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.

by bitchuck March 14, 2024

National Creampie Me Day

March 15th

March 15th is National Creampie Me Day

by Braincell404 March 15, 2024

Creampie Squirt

The invisible happy fap bubble!

Creampie Squirt buddy. Creampie Fap.

by EddieBrock5 March 19, 2024

international creampie day

Lose that condom and prepare to be with that special someone since April 23rd is international creampie day

Her: Hey, do you know what April 23rd is?
Him: Um no I dont
Her: April 23rd is International Creampie Day!
Him: Awesome! (takes pants off)

by LilTicTac March 22, 2024

Creampie Sisters

Creampie Sisters are two women whose children are born on the same day, the year does not matter.

Hey we share a birthday!

That must mean our mom's are "creampie sisters"

by TheWarden_3634 March 23, 2024

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021