Chimp

Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 8, 2014

chimptastick

When a chimp gets shot in the face and the tribe rapes it in the gun shot hole then eats the raw animal

Hay bob we are going to have a chimptastick night

by Chimptastick July 28, 2014

Climp

A mix of Clown and A Simp

YO, ian kasper is being a climp for underage girls again

by poorfie February 12, 2020

Nog Chimpa

Scent of a monkey's scalp.

I think I'm going to go to the zoo and smell me some nog chimpa.

by CuteBob February 16, 2010

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010