common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commit picture frame in head

Commit picture frame in head means when you smash your head into a picture frame and die

“I was so mad at my brother for eating my M&MS I decided to make him commit picture frame in head.”

by Smexy mommy June 3, 2019

Commit Power Button

When you want to die you commit power button

I want to commit power button

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

commit self deletus

Asking someone to die in a way of programming.

I hope you commit self deletus, Jim.

by RobloxGam0r October 9, 2019

Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.

Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.

by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022