Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.

That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.

by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

Clay Hole

Bumhole, arsehole.

"I took it right in the clay hole"

by Rude Definitions January 27, 2021

Clay

A real sweetheart. Clays are stunningly handsome, and have the brightest most captivating eyes you’ve ever seen. He makes you feel safe and cared for, while still providing excitement and adventure. He is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, and when he tries to cheer you up he’ll always succeed. He is lovely and kind, and he really deserves the entire world. If you see this clay, I love you dearly and wholeheartedly- Ash

Woah who’s that?

That’s Clay, my boyfriend, and the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.

by Embers Roses April 12, 2023

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

clay

the most amazing guy on this whole planet, they have a thing for younger people, (mostly 12 year olds)

bro that guy is so clay like

by iworshippeaches November 29, 2021

Clay

a guy who is autistic and doesn't know he is doing half the time. He disappoints his friends half the time and really wants attention.

COME ONE CLAY!

by Roon. May 5, 2019