Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.
I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.
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"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)
"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)
"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
Get the Christ On A Fucking Bike mug.Christian group that goes by "Cru" on most college campuses that talks about Jesus a lot. Mostly chill group of people who believe in God & hang out together.
They believe that God created us, He loves us, and He wants what is best for us, but that we can never be perfect like God because we screw up, make mistakes, hurt others, and are selfish - wanting what we want instead of what God wants. They belive that since God knew that even our best efforts of being perfect wouldn't even come close, He chose to send Jesus to bridge the gap between us and God, by dying in our place, taking the punishment that we deserved, and forgiving us for all of the crappy things that we are guilty of. So they believe they & everyone else can have a relationship with God if they simply ask for forgiveness & believe that He saved us.
They believe that God created us, He loves us, and He wants what is best for us, but that we can never be perfect like God because we screw up, make mistakes, hurt others, and are selfish - wanting what we want instead of what God wants. They belive that since God knew that even our best efforts of being perfect wouldn't even come close, He chose to send Jesus to bridge the gap between us and God, by dying in our place, taking the punishment that we deserved, and forgiving us for all of the crappy things that we are guilty of. So they believe they & everyone else can have a relationship with God if they simply ask for forgiveness & believe that He saved us.
Person 1: Yo, are you going to that Fall Retreat that Campus Crusade for Christ is doing?
Person 2: Nah, why whould I want to do that? Religious people freak me out.
Person 1: Yeah, me too actually. But we're going water skiing, kayaking, playing ultimate frisbee, and talking about how Jesus thought religion was lame because it was all about people trying to be good enough for God.
Person 2: I thought Jesus was all about religion?
Person 1: Nah. He wanted us to know God apart from religion, and that's what Campus Crusade for Christ is all about.
Person 2: Hmm. That's kinda strange, but if you're going, I guess I'll come check it out.
Person 2: Nah, why whould I want to do that? Religious people freak me out.
Person 1: Yeah, me too actually. But we're going water skiing, kayaking, playing ultimate frisbee, and talking about how Jesus thought religion was lame because it was all about people trying to be good enough for God.
Person 2: I thought Jesus was all about religion?
Person 1: Nah. He wanted us to know God apart from religion, and that's what Campus Crusade for Christ is all about.
Person 2: Hmm. That's kinda strange, but if you're going, I guess I'll come check it out.
by jdawg18 October 6, 2011
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"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!".
Isaiah 49:9.
"Through you (Laura) i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord your God)am giving you your freedom".
A GangstaforChrist is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring christ (to) the lost.
"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!".
Isaiah 49:9.
"Through you (Laura) i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord your God)am giving you your freedom".
A GangstaforChrist is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring christ (to) the lost.
by Laura Solomon..x..original..Gangsta4Christ.x,. February 23, 2008
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A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
by runrobrun July 24, 2011
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