chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016

Croweded

A large problem, mostly referred to in distance. Only insanely challenged spellers use this word.

Go the extra mile, it's never croweded

by Laile September 2, 2016

Chowder Factory

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.

Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!

by TheLivingGoober August 21, 2016

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 6, 2017

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up

Bro I just cowed up last weekend

by CowMan28 December 21, 2017