Cheesy Duder

A large dildo that has been dipped in cheese and inserted into a man's anus.

Aaron: "I shared a cheesy duder with my roommate last night."
Paul: "Whoa! Same here! Let's be fag-a-trons together!"
Aaron: "ok...but I double dip."

by CRunkJunk May 10, 2011

Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

cut cheese

verb: to break wind, to fart.

Louie: (farts noisily) Ahhh!
Bernie: Geez Louie, did you just cut cheese?

by Professor Malcolm Windrush October 17, 2008

stay fresh, cheese bags

When ur feelin cool and want to exit like the 90’s reborn, just summon up this phrase and you are cool and will be worshiped!

Yeet im out stay fresh, cheese bags

by This site is dumb lol March 28, 2019

cheese with your whine

As in, "You want some cheese with your whine?" Said to people who whine excessively about some otherwise trivial bit of drama. Has a sort of you-had-it-coming flavor to it, and a strong implication from the speaker to the subject that now would be a really good time to shut up, because the whining is rally annoying the speaker.

Comes from that cheese is popular with wine, a beverage made of fermented fruit, and that whine is a homonym of wine.

"Oh, poor me, my steak arrived with not enough salt!" "Well, then, you want some cheese with your whine?"

by ke6isf October 22, 2004

cheesin'

The act of smiling so intently that one might almost laugh. A smile that is intense.

Gurl, you are cheesin' so hard that that man knows you want him.

by Wynette zMcWilliams July 29, 2005

cheesin'

Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.

Man, I had to lie to my parents last night and I was cheesin' hard!

by Walker, Seth, Ben February 9, 2005