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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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Chainalconstruct

The act of putting a chain in someones bunghole and having them tighten it reconstructing the asshole into a more welcoming size
Last night me and lars tried chainalconstruct and it changed my hole for the better
by The chainal construct August 10, 2025
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Chinkang

Stupid furry bitch who thinks their an animal but their just a weird little shit who licks the floor and eats dog food
"THAT GIRLS SUCH A FUCKING CHINKANG"
" I KNOW I SAW HER LICKING HER OWN BUTT"
by Plotless November 19, 2025
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Chainsaw idiot

A person that is playing stupidly with a chainsaw
You're such an chainsaw idiot!
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025
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wampa chanka

A term used to describe the colliding of two objects, or the forceful movement of one object, such as the head or a limb.
Sarah was driving in her car with Katrina, and they were looking out the sunroof at the night sky. They wanted to see the moon, so Sarah put the car in reverse and stepped on the gas. At 40 miles an hour, a light pole jumped out of no where and Sarah hit it, and her head was like, "wampa chanka."
by Jac the Pip July 19, 2006
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Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.
Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
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