welfare case

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.

My welfare case takes half of my salary each month

by Professor S December 16, 2004

sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.

Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?

by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010

maury case

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

by B.fantom June 21, 2010

Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.

Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.

by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013

keith case

A highly visible, unsolicited erection.

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.

by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014

Disco Case

ThE cApiTaLiZaTiOn Of EvErY oThEr LeTtEr, aka Studly Case. But that's lame. Disco case makes it seem like you are at a party, with lots of blow and X. Therefore, not lame.

HeY bRoSkeEtSkI, sTuDlY cAsE iS sToOpId. DiScO cAsE iS wAy LeSs GaY.

by TheCrushinator December 17, 2015

Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.

Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.

by DrRubbish May 24, 2016