by Joel embid May 10, 2022
Get the Carsonmug. by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. by Jack doherty November 22, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
Get the Crackhouse Carsonmug. by Kkoofy March 13, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. 
Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022
Get the Carsonmug.