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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”
by PannyRipper April 18, 2024
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Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.
Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.
by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021
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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
mugGet the shit capingmug.

Cape

*Jae is such a good dude he CAPED it so no babies for us.

*Word on the street he CAPES when he masturbates instead of a towel.

*Cape that cucumber
by Magic Word Maker Wizard August 23, 2022
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Vape Cape

Hey, turn around and I’ll give you a vape cape! *hit vape and blows a giant cloud against my friend’s back*
by NekoNyko November 15, 2021
mugGet the Vape Capemug.

Caping

1. A belived to be lie or false statment made by someone
John is caping saying that he is going to win the game.
by Crispyreynoldstinfoil November 28, 2021
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