Cutting Nails

Painful stinging shits that are akin to the pain of trying to push a large nail out the ass.

Man I was cutting nails in there and now my asshole is stinging.

I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

Cottonmouth

Cottonmouth snakes are generally considered to have more potent venom. However, it is still rarely lethal to humans. They are generally secretive and are not aggressive, so bites are rare.

Cottonmouths have a nice thick body, dark colouration and get thicker as they get older

by leafykeezy August 28, 2021

Cottonmouth

The Cottonmouth delivers painful, potentially fatal bites. Although they can be aggressive, they are generally secretive and calm, so bites are rare.

Don’t mess with a cottonmouth snake

by leafykeezy August 30, 2021

cutting someone off

unfriending someone, to cut them off & or cut them out of your life.

“yeah that hoe fake asf , she cutt frfr” cutting someone off

“oh that bitch fw opps, she cutt off bro” cutting someone off

by sanei February 13, 2022

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

Cotton Crusader

A racist nickname for a black or African American person

“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”

by HidinFromBiden May 16, 2022

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022