by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017
Get the Cream Cheese mug.An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 21, 2014
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Get the bourbon cream mug.Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
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Get the choda cream mug.Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
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