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Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.
Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!
by CD3123 September 29, 2020
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conversation phobic

A conversation phobic is someone who refuses to have normal conversation, only using texts to communicate very important feelings or information.
I realized that Jim is a conversation phobic when I have tried to get him to talk to me, when I call he lets the call go to his voicemail but within seconds he texts a response.
by SullieTough April 12, 2018
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conversation pouncer

Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.
I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.
by Spitballer March 5, 2020
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homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.
"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"
by justicerei January 17, 2012
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
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conversation catalyst

The introduction of a new thread in a conversation, made to keep an otherwise flagging conversation ongoing.
That fact about the discovery of Teflon stayed with me for some reason. I haven’t thought about Teflon since God knows when.”
“This morning,” said Howard. “It’s amazing how those factoids surface.”
Conversation catalysts,” replied Barry.
by yalebno June 16, 2010
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coyote conversation

When someone starts a conversation, then keeps talking without shutting up and traps you in an endless stream of babble until you are ready to do anything, even chewing your own arm off to escape!
She started off talking about her latest relationship and went on and on without stopping. After half an hour, I literally had to pretend that I was sick and ran to the bathroom to get away. It was a total coyote conversation!
by La La Cuervo June 14, 2018
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