Clean Jerk 

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

Clean Jerk by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

clean smoke 

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

clean smoke by partyviking June 29, 2013

clean and steam 

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

clean and steam by Dan.k May 8, 2014

Clean Wiper 

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

Clean Wiper by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

clean my rope

When a girl gives a guy a handjob

Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"

clean my rope by Chocolatethunder May 15, 2016

clean press 

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

clean press by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.

I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?

clean papers by IrisGreene April 17, 2017