carson is a fucking idiot
by [mno] September 17, 2022
Get the carsonmug. A very very naughty boy. Makes all of his friends fall in love with him. His biggest weakness is how he seduces all of his friends.
Carson making me feel some type of way😈
by Carsonlover4L September 23, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. a girl who knows what she wants and wants to make a difference in the world. Believes in Climate Crisis and has the BIGGEST crush on cole sprouse. Doesn’t have a lot of friends because she’s mature and relates with adults a lot more.
by pauline grace December 8, 2019
Get the carson carrillomug. A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends
by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025
Get the Carson morfordmug. by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
Get the carsonmug. Carson is the type of guy to love you and make you feel like you're worth something. He's a great person, but can be rude sometimes. He will love you forever and he's the best kind of friend ever.
by dayyvide February 5, 2023
Get the Carsonmug.