Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

J-Hope

A literal ball of sunshine and positivity. He can make you smile immediately and is full of hope.

Someone: ”What makes you happy?”
Me: ”J-Hope.”

by Hoseoksmilingismyaesthetic September 27, 2018

HOPE Klodin

Have Only Positive Expectations, A Streetwear Brand in Ghana, West Africa.

I bought a shirt at hope Klodin

by Arao January 31, 2021

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

J-HOPE

JHOPE IS MY SUNSHINE. HE IS MY HOPE. HE LOVES HAMBURGER AND SPRITE. HE DANCE VERY WELL. HE IS ALSO GOOD AT RAPPING. AND HIS VOCALS ARE AMAZING. HE IS VERY VERY VERY HANDSOME AND FUNNY. HIS LAUGH IS LIKE A MUSIC TO MY EAR. SO PLEASE STAN J-HOPE AND LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART BECAUSE OTHERS ARE SAYING THAT HIS FACE IS LIKE A HORSE, THE HELLLLLLLL.... THAT'S NOT TRUE..... OKAYYYY THAT'S ALL. STREAM DYNAMITE JUSEYO.

"I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm j-hope."

"I hate snakue."

"Hamburger and sprite."

"Only english speakue"

"Introduce your selfue."

" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope

"Dirty water touch my faceu"

by LALAHOSEOK October 21, 2020

J-hope

A guy who enters a room and live up the atmosphere instantly, is is of great energy and can make the most emo person burst out in joy.

A ball of sunshine.

J-HOPE.... J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

pool hoping

The act of driving to the nearest developement then proceeding to jump into every pool accessable. If done correctly you should escape without being caught

Girl: Let's go pool hoping
Boy: what's that?
girl: only the best sport ever!
Man: what the hell are you doing walking the streets in your bathing suit?
Girl: practicing for a marathon obviously!
Boy: whatever I do what I want!!

by GNOMEPOOLHOPING March 18, 2009