bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

Warlock Brew

Urine.

Man, I just made a mean Warlock Brew!
Does that guy have Warlock Brew on his face?

by dislexic porcupine and friend January 2, 2012

Brew a Dudley

To take a bong hoot ;)

pass me a lighter so I can brew a Dudley

by seanyp July 4, 2011

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 12, 2023

Brew Co'd

Getting bent over and fucked on a bar in the middle of crowd

I brew co'd this chick Saturday night

by JDIZZLE86 May 8, 2023

brew

The brew is the contents of your stomach after eating an absurd combo of food. Much like the contents of a witch's cauldron is a crazy mixture of things. The brew is usually apparent with stomach cramps and growls.

Friend 1: "Get me to the bathroom! My stomach is cooking up a nefarious brew right now"
Friend 2: "Maybe you shouldn't have eaten an ice cream sundae right after Taco Bell"

by flaves October 3, 2023