Pro Boner

Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.

I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner

by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018

Pseudo-boner

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.

Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)

by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009

butter boner

When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.

ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.

by mbph666 October 14, 2010

Boner Barricade

When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.

On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.

Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade

by I_Like_How_I July 3, 2012

bike boner

A bike boner is what a cyclist gets when they see a very nice bicycle either on the road, in a shop or locked to a bike rack.

In most cases it is a bicycle that they themselves cannot afford.

A hipster would see a fixie all decked out in radical ironic colors and totally pop a bike boner.

A Performance Cyclist would see a Trek or Cervelo decked out with all the most unnecessarily expensive components and get a raging spandex bike boner.

A Cross-Country cyclist would see panniers, saddlebags and fenders and erect a towering bike boner.

by fireproofpants October 3, 2010

Belgrade’s boner

A photograph of a former yuhsb talmuds boner through his pants while playing DS

Omg did you see Belgrade’s boner!! Yeah lmao from princess peach

by Nigerkike January 9, 2019

tag boner

When the tag in the back of your shirt keeps sticking out, no matter how many times you put it back down.

Friend reaches behind you and tucks your tag back into your shirt. Five minutes later, friend gives you an odd look and tells you that your tag boner is back.

by cadkitten & elyachan June 30, 2009