The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
Get the Dancing Blanketmug. A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
Get the pubie blanketmug. Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix
Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens
Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens
by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022
Get the blanket acrobatmug. Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018
Get the Kiddie blanketsmug. by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010
Get the cumfort blanketmug. Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check
Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.
Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.
by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019
Get the Blanket checkmug. 