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bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018
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bent press

Have a idea; eye on pressing curve body type
“Damn I can bent press any day of week
by AlKnown ZodiacKillee May 12, 2022
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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Fent bent

When someone, typically a hobo or addict, uses so much fentanyl their bodies compulsively bend over due to a loss of consciousness and muscular control.
"look at that guy over there, he's totally fent bent!"

"There goes my property value"
by S1rL3git July 3, 2024
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bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.
Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.
by Connytron December 21, 2020
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
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