Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.

I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX

by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009

bloody beef

A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Slab of beef

The passenger on a tandem skydive

Tandem master>I'll take that slab of beef, suit them up.

by sonic4ce January 27, 2009

Beef Boy

A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.

Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?

by Buff Nick May 16, 2007

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Cloud

It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.

person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.

person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?

by xbrx December 18, 2009

Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009