Portland Backwater

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.

Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.

by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009

backwards elephant

a sex position invented by Danielle Van Horn it involves butt bumping

hey man have you tryed the backwards elephant?

no is it good?

by brettroberts13 June 5, 2009

Backwards Brown Bear

sexual act when 2 partners join assholes and one partner takes a shit into the other partners asshole then that partner shits it back into the other's asshole. Sharing the same shit multiple times.

Harry - Did you hear what Kenzie and Tessa did last night?

Dick - No, what did they do?

Harry - The did the Backwards Brown Bear last night while watching Brazilian fart porn.

Dick - That"s fucking haggard.

by happy panda 92 August 23, 2011

backwards

n. A state or condition of being extremely muh fuggin pissed off, as when wondering aloud what the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'cause that shit is lookin' smalla than a decimal.

"You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?" - Swift of D12, "My Band"

by John June 24, 2004

backwards hats

What I called wiggas before they was called wiggas.

See wiggas

Them backwards hat faggots caused the convenience stores to all lock the doors on their beer so now us adults have to get the key from the fuckin punkass wigga behind the counter in order to get our beer and then the fuckin wigga behind the counter cards us and the people in our cars like our kids and grandmas all because of some snot nosed lil peckerwoods.Those backwards hats need their asses kicked.They think they're all badass cause they listen to that retarded gangsta rap.

by fuckin sick of punks January 23, 2005

Da BackwardZ Pajamas

the unsettling feeling a person experiences when barging into their dorm rum/shared rum. Thus unveiling his/her roommates guilty face, a naked stranger in efforts to hide his/her throbbing genitals, your roommate's tousled hair + deer-in-headlights look + not only having the dirty tee on backwardz but also, inside out, and strangely ((stained)). Hmmmmz?

1: well how'd you know they were shacking?
2: he was rockin Da Backwardz Pajamas

by blazeDEGRASSI August 11, 2009

Backwards Beaver

A divine new lesbian sexual position where both females lay on their backs with heads at opposite ends of the bed. Works best if each has their inside leg over their lover's chest (for a good view). Accessorize with vibrating toys for each, but fingers inside both, at the same time, are necessary.

I'm in the mood for something different tonight... Let's do the Backwards Beaver!!

by BeaverAficionado October 1, 2010