Bald Guy Period

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)

Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023

Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)

Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"

by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023

bald headed baffoon

an idiotic bald person

He is a bald headed baffoon

by ploina February 28, 2023

Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021

Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Bald Head Strength

The extra amount of strength a nigga receives when he’s bald as hell.

“Damn that nigga got that bald head strength.

Yo he bald asf I know he got that bald head strength.

by Blast on ZTE February 14, 2022

bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants

"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022