badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

Tam Badger

Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.

That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.

by Nick334 February 18, 2015

Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016

Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018