lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo

lilly bond is on crack

by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

assical bond

when ur best mate and ex are fiddling with each other

aiden and isaac have been assical bonding

by isaaclosedale January 15, 2022

word is bond

Meaning the what is being said is true and would stake it on a relationship bond hence my word is bond

My word is bond check this out my dude this is real

by rafael e Reyes June 9, 2018

Julian Bond

a nigga with a massive dick that is also very athletic and handsome he is also tall af and usually black

Definition: An amazing person who is very tall muscular and handsome. "that nigga julian bond is fine as hell and i want his kids in my mouth and in my stomach"

by quin nfn November 24, 2021

james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.

"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.

by unknownriot September 18, 2017