birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2014
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017
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Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
by Wicksterr May 12, 2018
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the wolf is giving birth

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
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Birth normie

Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
Ehrar is a birth normie fr fr
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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 21, 2018
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mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
by Maria_Rossa February 06, 2025
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