bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.
My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.
by AdenosinePush January 04, 2012
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Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax
Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.
by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022
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Bent The Ship

An extremely well-attended and boisterous party, gathering, or rave.
Man, that party was so off the hook, it bent the ship!
by n47w59 October 07, 2016
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bent on fent

Being so intoxicated on fentanyl that the user starts involuntarily leaning over in a bent position.
Kevin started hanging out with the wrong crowd. He was last spotted getting bent on fent near skidrow.

"Aye, stop trippin'. Nigga you actin' like you bent on fent right now." - Jamal
by PolishPapi August 31, 2024
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bent the cheese

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.
by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019
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bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship
"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."
by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017
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Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 08, 2022
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