assholes

people who use the coercive powers of government to take my earned money to give to jobless lazy assholes

those assholes at the IRS want more of my money because assholes in Washington passed YET another useless law to give my money to lazy welfare assholes

by Execute Treasonous Assholes June 29, 2011

asshole

someone who thinks they know everything about music and goes on urban dictionary to argue with people about which artist sucks and who doesn't suck. Any decent human being (aspecially a self proclaimed "metal head") would not care about what other people think about the music they listen to. When you try to defend the band you like it makes you appear weak and makes everybody else who likes that band look bad. When you talk shit about a band you dont even listen to its just making hate inderectly which is some pussy shit. give it a rest and live with the fact that there are people out there who like different music than you. FASCIST PIGS!

asshole1:omfg i love a7x!!!!! they rawk!
asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you
asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa!
asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old
asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa!
ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! so fuckin annoying...

by YouCanAllSuckIt December 12, 2010

asshole

dylan and kachina

wow your such a dylan becuase your an asshole!

by abcdefg-12345 October 24, 2010

Asshole

People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "

Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"

by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

asshole

- A noun used to describe bastards.

Noel is an asshole.

by iknowyouseeme007 January 27, 2014

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014