...I'm the world's biggest asshole!...
by todd anonymous October 7, 2007
Get the assholemug. people who use the coercive powers of government to take my earned money to give to jobless lazy assholes
those assholes at the IRS want more of my money because assholes in Washington passed YET another useless law to give my money to lazy welfare assholes
by Execute Treasonous Assholes June 29, 2011
Get the assholesmug. by abcdefg-12345 October 24, 2010
Get the assholemug. someone who thinks they know everything about music and goes on urban dictionary to argue with people about which artist sucks and who doesn't suck. Any decent human being (aspecially a self proclaimed "metal head") would not care about what other people think about the music they listen to. When you try to defend the band you like it makes you appear weak and makes everybody else who likes that band look bad. When you talk shit about a band you dont even listen to its just making hate inderectly which is some pussy shit. give it a rest and live with the fact that there are people out there who like different music than you. FASCIST PIGS!
asshole1:omfg i love a7x!!!!! they rawk!
asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you
asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa!
asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old
asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa!
ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! so fuckin annoying...
asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you
asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa!
asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old
asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa!
ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! so fuckin annoying...
by YouCanAllSuckIt December 12, 2010
Get the assholemug. by Max##### December 16, 2017
Get the assholemug. A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
Get the Assholemug.