Cory Armstrong keeping you big as hell.
by CoryArmstrongFitnessOfficial March 12, 2024
Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 20, 2024
The first man to purchase a Cher CD, scented candles, and Crocs in a single transaction (Scott Hilburn Reference)
by lankyy April 22, 2018
The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
She said to me "I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". I replied " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 29, 2022
He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman
by Fox News 101 March 07, 2022