Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 20, 2024
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Blake Armstrong

A cool but falls for girls too fast. He's sometimes perverted but is still a G. He's a good guy and you gotta give him time. People usually think he's weird to start off but when you get to know him he's awesome. Add him @blake_armstrong27. Thank you for this and goodbye.
Blake Armstrong is a cool dude
by Yack Orr January 28, 2020
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Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.
My name is Jacob Armstrong!
by JacobArmstrong April 26, 2021
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Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.
I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.
by DB Beej July 17, 2014
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A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.
''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''
by NOWAYHOEZE June 01, 2022
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Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”
by Lil’ Juice October 15, 2023
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