Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 20, 2024
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Rodney Armstrong

The first man to purchase a Cher CD, scented candles, and Crocs in a single transaction (Scott Hilburn Reference)
Man, you're following in the legacy of Rodney Armstrong with that purchase!
by lankyy April 22, 2018
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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
She said to me "I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". I replied " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 29, 2022
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Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman
Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman
by Fox News 101 March 07, 2022
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