Irish athiest

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.

Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.

by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

Irish OBE

When somebody kneels you down and shoots you through the back of the head, just behind the ear.

They found a body last night, shot in the head just behind the ear, Oh the old Irish OBE.

by Top Engineer May 7, 2022

Irish Wrap

Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store

Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.

by Mike from Falmouth December 24, 2020

An Irish Checkup

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.

That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.

by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022

Irish Greens

When one smokes a bowl of marijuana to alleviate the side affects of alcohol overconsumption.

"Johnny just picked up an eigth this morning after his night out, he needed some Irish Greens

by ball eatingboy November 26, 2020

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018