Irish Raise

A job promotion that comes with more responsibility, but no pay increase. Often times the promotion comes with a title change, but not always.

Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"

Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"

alternative response:
Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"

by CorpoLoser January 6, 2023

Irish McManus

Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.

Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”

by Pecolanumba1 June 30, 2020

Irish athiest

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.

Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.

by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

Irish OBE

When somebody kneels you down and shoots you through the back of the head, just behind the ear.

They found a body last night, shot in the head just behind the ear, Oh the old Irish OBE.

by Top Engineer May 7, 2022

irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.

My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.

by Hoctor November 19, 2016

Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.

"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."

by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023