Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

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Alex

The pure definition of math and A s i a n

Don’t mess with Alex, as once you forget your dog, uh oh, he’s being using in a mathematical formula

by GrandmaHaggotry September 6, 2019

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Alex

Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.

His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.

Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.

I fucked an Alex and now I don’t have to work ever again!

by Paulnicci April 21, 2022

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Alex

Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.

If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.

I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.

by Daily Description Boi February 11, 2020

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