alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker

A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye

by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023

Alan

Being a d*ck about things

Stop being an Alan man!

by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021

Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid

Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.

by notalanchian January 20, 2022

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan Kerr

coolest nigga on the block. This mutafuka is 6'9 feet tall and can fuck yo girl in 7 seconds.
he's also called lil bill as he is a fuckin rapper. He can rape eminem in 8 seconds.
he's also friends with Johnny sins and does shot up a whole block in a second.

Alan Kerr is the hottest nigga alive fr fr

by BJ no life November 23, 2021

Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.

I defo do not want be like a alan

by daddy1x April 22, 2023