dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 04, 2019

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 23, 2018

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 07, 2022

dog

woof

a dog goes "woof"

by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

Dog

Buffoonish animal with legs

Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.

by Blurryface_fan December 26, 2021

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 26, 2021

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021