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lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not
He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!
by magicmist April 26, 2016
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pin rod

My boss is such a pin rod that his old lady is giving it to me on a daily basis.
by Cockzilla 13 April 11, 2009
mugGet the pin rodmug.

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod
Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?
by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019
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The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015
mugGet the The Rod Stewartmug.

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
mugGet the Electric Rodmug.

slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!
by Arn13 July 30, 2017
mugGet the slut rodmug.

la rod

la rod is a boomer
by mr me 69 May 19, 2022
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