Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.

That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

TimeClovas Hair

Extremely swag

have you seen how TimeClovas hair is?? its so swaggy

by Gwyar June 30, 2021

hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.

I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 21, 2014

Daddy Hair

A hair-do on a little girl that was obviously done by her father. This could be a pony tail, a braid or any other style that is put together haphazardly and half falling out.

Did you see poor little Emily? She had some serious daddy hair.

by SnappingOrchid August 24, 2010

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008