A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

by Jewish April 01, 2003

tie-kuan-do-me

Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.

Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.

Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts

by tie-kuan-do-me master February 22, 2012

national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 01, 2019

cluster fuck zip tie nugget

when two or more backpacks are nuggeted and then zip tied together at the zippers.

Bro 1: "Dude I freaking cluster fuck zip tie nuggeted Matt, Patrick, and Justin all at once."

Bro 2: "Dude that's freakin hilarious!"

by Nikolai Richardovich June 03, 2011

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

by You’re a 3 year old January 09, 2020

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.

I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.

by Misfits933 October 05, 2009

A new tie I am wearing

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.

"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"

by Varris August 29, 2003