SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”

Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie

by Avs chat March 9, 2020

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table

Vinny is a simp

by Simpcity February 10, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020