Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

the young rooster

where crepe happens

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 10, 2019

Singing to the rooster

The act of oral sex

She liked singing to the rooster all night

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021

rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

Rooster up

A male standing his ground when needed. Display of dominance, not willing to back down.

He rooster up and demanded the thieves leave as they tried to hide in shadows.

by Xmnh May 24, 2022

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 06, 2021

Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.

"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"

by GoofyNooba January 15, 2018