Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Get the reverse rooster-crowmug. One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
Get the Dirt Roostermug. "hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024
Get the Rare Rooster That is Big and Blackmug. When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018
Get the Colorado Roostermug. by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017
Get the Fighting the roostermug. When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
by The wish master March 22, 2021
Get the Rooster cock Scottmug. by anonymous November 19, 2022
Get the Rooster Thiefmug.