Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
Get the Landon Everette Pillatzkimug. A really sweet guy who fits in with everyone. Usually has the most luscious curly hair you have ever seen. Has a really thick skin and does not get easily offended by things others say. He is probably hanging out with his beautiful Latina girlfriend listening to brockhampton (his favorite singer that he discovered)
by DarkMaster6969_() October 9, 2019
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Get the Landonmug. by Sjshbdidid September 26, 2019
Get the Landonmug. Always fun to hang around. An absolute sigma male, and one hell of a gamer. Is extremely intelligent, but will not brag about it. Is willing to help you in any class you share, and is a beast at making reviews for classes. Usually hangs out with at least one Travis (search Travis for explanation, and read top definition).
Mark: Hey, have you met Landon?
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!
by NAE Legion April 23, 2022
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