a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 4, 2020
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Get the John mug.Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
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