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Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
by Jimboli December 2, 2010
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Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep
You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er
by Sim guy May 10, 2022
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old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart
He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!
by Moody Mama April 11, 2016
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Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.
Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.
by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016
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Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.
Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*
by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018
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goober

I am goober the batty boy.
by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004
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Goober

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!
by JDRB November 27, 2003
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